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OMG I HATE THE :9 EMOTE [04 Apr 2004|12:39am]

ahemait
[ mood | LOL ]

[00:28] Titanium_Dragon> :9
[00:28] * Aherios - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Titanium_Dragon
[00:28] * Titanium_Dragon - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Aherios
[00:28] * Aherios - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Titanium_Dragon
[00:28] * Titanium_Dragon - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Aherios
[00:28] * Aherios - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Titanium_Dragon
[00:29] * Titanium_Dragon - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Aherios
[00:29] * Aherios - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Titanium_Dragon
[00:29] * Titanium_Dragon - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Aherios
[00:29] * Aherios - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Titanium_Dragon
[00:29] * Muri - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> YOU'REBOTHGAY
[00:29] * Aherios - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Muri
[00:29] * Titanium_Dragon - - - - -OMGWTF- - - - -> Muri

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PEOPLE ARE SICK [27 Mar 2004|10:07pm]

depherios
[ mood | happy w/ headache ]

[22:05:20] <Muri> HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DISEASE
[22:05:30] <Muri> SORRY CAN'T COME INTO WORK STILL QUEER

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Squid Bomb! UR-D34d [13 Feb 2004|04:15am]

titaniumdragon
[ mood | amused ]

* Meyowith slaps Aherios around a bit with a large trout
* Aherios blows up Meyowith with a Squid-Bomb
Meyowith> wtf is a Squid-Bomb
Titanium_Dragon> :D
Titanium_Dragon> Squid-bomb!
Aherios> It's a real bomb
Aherios> That our... air force uses
Meyowith> ll send a SPERM WHALE bomb after you :P
Aherios> No I'm not kidding Squid-Bombs are disgusting
Meyowith> american air force?
Meyowith> ...
Aherios> Yes
Meyowith> by Squid-Bomb you must mean NUKE
Aherios> No
Aherios> It's called a Squid-Bomb
Meyowith> .really now
Meyowith> and it...does?
Aherios> Yeah
Aherios> It knocks out the enemy with a fowl smell
Aherios> Seriously
Titanium_Dragon giggles
Aherios> They made it like... in the early 90s and it actually works
Meyowith> hah
Meyowith> a fowl smell of a squid
Aherios> Yeah. Best invention ever
Meyowith> ..the fuck
Meyowith> why..
Meyowith> What
Meyowith> What drove them to make soemthing like that
Aherios> Because people were raiding our camps and weren't afraid of bullets and shit
Meyowith> http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.asp
Aherios> So they invented the Squid-Bomb
Meyowith> ..wow thats alot of Balls
Meyowith> not being afraid of bullets
Meyowith> what would beat taht?
Meyowith> Air freashener?
Titanium_Dragon> Not being afraid of squid, apparently
Meyowith> "WE HAVE SQUID BOMBS!!" "...WE HAVE GLADE" "NNNNNNNNOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
Aherios> Man air fresheners don't hold a candle to that thing
[03:54] * Titanium_Dragon giggle
* Titanium_Dragon luaghs
Aherios> Yeah those are literally deadly, man
Meyowith> gas mask
Meyowith> qhats it made from
Aherios> Don't work
Meyowith> how could smell knock a perosn out
Meyowith> bretah threw your mouth
Meyowith> Thats some fucked up chemicals
Aherios> It's so horrible that it literally seaps through your skin
Meyowith> unless its not the smell and therefor its the Chemicals that do it
Meyowith> like oven cleaner
Aherios> No chemicals involved
Aherios> They use dead things
Aherios> I forget how big the hit radius is... you know TD?
Aherios> Something like 20 miles?
Meyowith> ...are you jokeing me?
Aherios> Nope
Meyowith> bah
Meyowith> how the fuck do you get nintendo reveiw from typeing squid bomb
Aherios> That's a code name
Aherios> I don't know the real name
Aherios> I think the real name is UR-D34d
Titanium_Dragon> Wierd
Titanium_Dragon> Hmm
* Titanium_Dragon thinks
Titanium_Dragon> I don't know the radius
Aherios> It was 20 miles wan't it?
Aherios> wasn't*
Meyowith> oh for fuck sakes
Meyowith> i put UR-D34d in
Meyowith> and get some "l33T" talk
Aherios> Wow that's weird O_o
Titanium_Dragon> I can't believe you fell for that, Meyow
Titanium_Dragon> Um, Ahe
Titanium_Dragon> :p
Titanium_Dragon> UR-D34d
Aherios> ROFLFMAO
Titanium_Dragon> You are dead
* Aherios dies
Aherios> How long did I pull that off?
Titanium_Dragon> I dunno how guillible drew is
Aherios> 20 minutes LMAO

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Universal Reaction [19 Jan 2004|10:59pm]

depherios
[ mood | giddy ]

[22:55:23] <Aherios> MY UTERUS IS BLEEDING!
[22:55:29] <Dephemait> ...
[22:55:33] <Meyowith> ...
[22:55:33] <Murinneth> ......
[22:55:34] <Murinneth> XD
[22:55:36] <Aherios> XD
[22:55:37] <Dephemait> XD
[22:55:41] <Meyowith> XD

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i wander into Gryphonguild and the first think i read..heh [05 Jan 2004|11:06pm]

thequeenmac
[ mood | amused ]

Meyow> you know whats sexy?
Meyow> when nipples get hard from dipping them in krumpits and eating them
Cycloptic-Toiletbrush> ....
Muri> .....lmao XD
Cycloptic-Toiletbrush> Krumpets = crackers
* Muri GOES TO WINNEPEG
Cycloptic-Toiletbrush> How does one dip nipples into crackers? :P
Queenmac> lol

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AGENT_SMITH [03 Dec 2003|10:02pm]

depherios
[ mood | giggly ]

On November 15th, Ayrn joined #gryphonguild under the name AGENT_SMITH

This, is part of what he said. I meant to post this long ago, but got lazy, then forgot, and was suddenly reminded.

I hope you enjoy it as much we did.

AGENT_SMITHCollapse )

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[16 Oct 2003|11:05pm]

sixwing
Hurray for... uh... stuff.Collapse )
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Ha! I remembered to edit it right this time! [30 Sep 2003|10:25pm]

titaniumdragon
[ mood | amused ]

* Meyow kicks the shit out of marilyn, MooglePower, Aubrey|Malfunctioning , acyd , Avel`ien , Lacrosse, Sparhawk_, Tom-Servo
Titanium_Dragon> oO
Titanium_Dragon> What a bunch of idlers
Titanium_Dragon> Lyn!
Titanium_Dragon> Come forth, and make yourself known?
Titanium_Dragon> Acyd!
Titanium_Dragon> I call upon you!
Titanium_Dragon> TOM!
Titanium_Dragon> BY ALL THAT IS UNHOLY, I SUMMON YOU!
Meyow> TD face it you have no MP left

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Yes... I'm Bored... [20 Sep 2003|09:47pm]

depherios
[ mood | bored ]

[21:43] <Meyow> I love the internewt
[21:43] <Sparhawk_> intergecko
[21:43] <Meyow> TALKNG IN CAPS MEANS YOUR YELLING!!!!!!!!
[21:43] <Sparhawk_> iguananet?

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[16 Aug 2003|12:58am]
prettz
[ mood | amused ]

*** Muri is now known as Prettz_fangirl
Prettz_fangirl> OMGOMGOMG PRETTZ
marilyn> lol
Prettz_fangirl> OMGOMGOMG SIGN MY BRA STRAP

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Shjhh [12 Aug 2003|12:33am]

depherios
[ mood | ROFLMAO ]

[00:31] SilverSweet> hold my tounge
[00:31] Dephemait> Um... ew... no?
[00:31] Titanium_Dragon> I don't GO for that sort of thing
[00:31] Titanium_Dragon> :P
[00:31] Sparhawk_> is that like 'pull my finger'
[00:31] Sparhawk_> ?

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BEAT IT... BEAT IT GOOD! [26 Jul 2003|11:05pm]

depherios
[ mood | impatient ]

My (Deph's) keyboard was broken: (the underscore wouldn't work right)
[23:00] Murinneth> beat the keyboard :P
[23:00] Murinneth> or no
[23:00] Murinneth> beat something with it :D
[23:00] Murinneth> YES
[23:00] Murinneth> WRESTLING MANEUVER
[23:00] Dephemait> _______OMG MURI
[23:00] Dephemait> YOU FIXED IT!~
[23:00] Dephemait> ROFL
[23:01] * Dephemait beat the desk with it
[23:01] Murinneth> BEATING PEOPLE WITH KEYBOARDS
[23:01] Dephemait> now it works XD
[23:01] Murinneth> XD XD XD
[23:01] Murinneth> I AM SMRAT
[23:01] Dephemait> YAY MURI!
[23:01] Murinneth> answer to everything: BEAT IT.
[23:01] * Dephemait ... beats it?
[23:01] Murinneth> ....
[23:01] Murinneth> okay stop.
[23:01] Dephemait> XD
[23:01] Murinneth> that was wrong.
[23:01] Dephemait> Thought as much XD
[23:01] Murinneth> WRONG
[23:01] Dephemait> YOU SAID IT
[23:01] Dephemait> NOT ME
[23:01] Murinneth> SHUT UP
[23:01] Murinneth> SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
[23:01] * Dephemait quotes
[23:01] Murinneth> ass XD

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fun excretions :D [10 Jul 2003|12:54am]

sixwing
* Aherios pukes the pbj that pbj puked on her on Muri
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Yes, EVEN MORE GAY JOKES [23 Apr 2003|02:41am]

depherios
[ mood | bored ]

[02:35] * PrettzL pokes TD with his sausage sword
[02:35] PrettzL> En guard!
[02:37] * Titanium_Dragon bastes
[02:37] * Titanium_Dragon draws his sword... and remembers why he hasn't been using it
[02:37] * Titanium_Dragon waves around the hilt threateningly
[02:37] * PrettzL bites the tip off his sword
[02:38] * Titanium_Dragon has no sword, just a hilt
[02:38] PrettzL> It was your turn to bring the cheese this time man.
[02:38] Titanium_Dragon> Nuts
[02:38] Titanium_Dragon> It was?
[02:38] Titanium_Dragon> Why doesn't anyone ever remind me?
[02:38] PrettzL> Didnt you get the memo?
[02:38] Titanium_Dragon> I NEVER get the memo
[02:38] Titanium_Dragon> Even when I send it
[02:39] PrettzL> You're no good at being funny with gay jokes. AND YOU'RE GAY! What's wrong with your comedic timing?
[02:40] Titanium_Dragon> I don't know!
[02:40] * Titanium_Dragon sobs
[02:40] Titanium_Dragon> I'm a failure!
[02:40] Titanium_Dragon> D:
[02:40] PrettzL> Fuck you TD. Jesus.
[02:40] * PrettzL idles

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You might be from the Pacific Northwest if: [13 Apr 2003|12:19am]

depherios
[ mood | Survey-ish? ]

You might be from the Pacific Northwest if:

1. You know the state flower (Mildew).
2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means
4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee....
5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.
8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain.
9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's.
10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, and Willamette.
12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.
13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark-while only working eight-hour days.
15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
17. You cannot wait for a day with "showers and sun breaks."
18. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
19. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.
20. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
21. You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
22. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
23. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.
24. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
25. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
26. You knew immediately that the view out of Frasier's window was fake.
27. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time.
28. You measure distance in hours.
29. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
30. You use a down comforter in the summer.
31. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
32. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
33. You know all the important seasons: Almost winter, winter, Still Raining (spring), Road Construction (summer) Deer &Elk season (fall).

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[09 Apr 2003|07:18am]
prettz
*** Depherios (deph@dialup-65.58.154.190.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net) has joined #gryphonguild
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Depherios
Depherios> I SAY HI TO PRETTZ
Depherios> HI PRETTZ
Depherios> I GO TO BED NOW
Depherios> BYE BYE
*** Depherios (deph@dialup-65.58.154.190.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net) Quit (Quit: "To get anywhere, or even to live a long time, a man has to guess, and guess right, over and over again, without enough data for a logical answer." - Lazarus Long (Heinlein))

Such is my lot in life. To miss direct conversation by mere hours.
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WoO! [09 Apr 2003|01:51am]

depherios
[ mood | lol! ]

PrettzL> TD.
PrettzL> You're gay.
Depherios> TD, face it... it doesn't matter how gay Prettz think you are
PrettzL> There's nothing wrong with being gay. It's just like being a liberal. Only better! XD
Depherios> if I were you.. at this point
Depherios> I would go HELL YES I AM GAY
Depherios> and glomp Prettz a whole bunch
PrettzL> I'd just unf.
Titanium_Dragon> Yeah, but he's ugly

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Hi me! I am here! :D [27 Feb 2003|10:32pm]
prettz
[ mood | energetic ]

* PrettzL twitches
*** Titanium_Dragon (Titanium_D@stngr1-dsl-043.casco.net) Quit (Quit: )
PrettzL> Wow, my wierding has improved.
PrettzL> Killed with a slight twitch of the brow.
Depherios> LMAO
PrettzL> :D
* Depherios points out that it has been ages since he has heard a Dune joke XD

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oh dear lord [15 Feb 2003|04:56pm]

sixwing
[ mood | ditzy ]

I posted this in my own journal at 10 am. I meant to post it in here. HELLO MIND, WELCOME HOME~

Anyway..... THERE ARE LIEK NO POSTIES IN HERE! I WILL POST EVEN THOUGH IT IS 10 AM~@#^$#

It is almost 10 am. (now almost 5 pm. :P) :o! I will go to Joann's today because OMG PATTERNS $1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYYAYYAYAHA! :D

lalla, Evanescence makes fun music. And it's a fun word. Evanescence. Oh yeah baby.

I am informative! :D

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Persistance works? Or reverse psychology... Tonight on FOX news!! [08 Jan 2003|11:04pm]

depherios
[22:15] * Meyow makes out with dream
[22:15] Meyow> (you know thats never gonna die)
[22:17] * Dreamlance quits!
[22:18] * Dreamlance makes out with Meyow
[22:18] * Meyow spits
[22:18] Meyow> WTF
[22:18] * Meyow coughs
[22:18] * Meyow was kicked by Dreamlance (fucker!)


[22:44] Depherios> I AM 10!!
[22:44] Depherios> err 19!!!
[22:44] Depherios> OI
[22:44] Depherios> BAD typo!
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